Monday, September 12, 2016

Basket Case

By Miss Kubelik

We cats are wondering why, of all the gin joints in all the towns in North Carolina, Donald Drumpf picked Asheville today. It's a total Leftyville! Oh, well — far be it for us to give his schedulers any political advice, right?

But here's the big question: Why do we never see people at Hillary rallies behaving in such a — shall we say, deplorable way? Our folks don't push, punch, shove or verbally abuse. They believe in being "Stronger Together." Gee — could it be the quality of our candidate?

Meanwhile, somebody better warn that Trumpy guy's wife: He's coming home in a fightin' mood. We cats HISS.

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