Friday, September 2, 2016
Laughing All The Way To The Bank
Donald Drumpf loves to claim that Hillary Clinton sleeps a lot. Maybe that's because he seems to spend the wee small hours on the Twitter machine, and thinks that that's a strength. We don't agree. All we know is, we sleep about 16 hours a day, and there's nothing wrong with us.
But now we know for sure that Secretary Clinton didn't get a lot of shut-eye last month. That's because she raised an eye-popping $143 million in August — $62 million for her campaign, and $81 million for the DNC and state Democratic parties — more than President Obama himself raised at this point back in 2012. Wow!
She said she would spend the afterglow of the Democrats' terrific convention raising money. And gosh, did she. That's not the kind of thing you can do when you're sleeping all the time. Meanwhile, Team Trump still has to release their fundraising numbers — when they're not fighting with the RNC about who's spending how much on what. We cats PURR.