Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Memo to Mitt

By Zamboni

See this? You may think it's Google's logo, blacked out in protest over the anti-piracy bills SOPA and PIPA. But actually it's us cats, censoring our reaction to Willard Mitt Romney's attacks on Newt Gingrich today. This is a pretty clean blog, and we'd like to keep it that way.

The reason we are spitting mad is that in criticizing Gingrich, who apparently is gaining on him in South Carolina, Willard repeated that tired old canard about President Gore claiming he invented the.... you know. We're sick of that, because President Gore never said it. And we HISS in Willard's general direction for cravenly perpetuating the myth.

And while we're at it, we'd advise Willard to stop emitting those McCainish "heh hehs" after he says something stupid — except for the fact that we want him to continue to be repulsive and lose. So we'll hold that advice after all.

Poor Willard. He's having a pretty bad week. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: We were kidding, of course. It's Google's.)

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