Sunday, July 10, 2016
Some Shots We Can Live With
Gosh, we cats sure hated to move the gorgeous Daniel Day-Lewis off the top of the blog, but, hey! — the Republican National Convention is starting in one week! How could we ignore that?
Well... pretty easily, we guess. But the news is so dismal otherwise, what with innocent people getting shot all over the place, that we were casting about for an entertaining subject. We are also kind of bummed that Mike Pence is getting all the latest VP buzz, because personally, we're rooting for Newt. (Think of the wives! Can you imagine Ms. Moose-and-Squirrel and Callista campaigning together?)
So to cheer everybody up — and to send a big raspberry to Mr. Judith Nathan, who chose to lecture African-American parents on MSNBC today — we have devised a fun drinking game for anyone who decides to tune in the RNC and marvel at all the people who aren't there.
It's this: Any time the cameras show a black delegate, take a shot of — well, Trump Vodka would be perfect if it still existed. But any vodka will do. And you may follow it with a chaser of Trump wine.
The good news? By the end of the night, you'll still be sober as a judge, and can drive home safely. Unless, of course, you're black yourself and get pulled over. We cats HISS.