Monday, July 4, 2016

Veep Peeps

By Baxter

Pundit World is agog this holiday weekend about possible running mates for America's leading anti-Semite, Donald Drumpf. Will it be Mike Pence? Will it be Newt Gingrich? Will it be Chris Christie?

Or will it be Joni Ernst? That's the name that seems to get the political prognosticators the most excited.

We cats hate to brag, but we'd just like to point out that we discussed Ernst as a veep contender exactly two months ago today. We are so smart.

But on the other hand, we had no clue back then that Drumpf would essentially waste those two months: firing campaign managers, tweeting white supremacist stuff, screaming about Mexican planes, hating on Indiana judges, and — most important — not raising money, not organizing, and not building a database. We cats PURR.

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