Guilty, Guilty!

By Zamboni

Did you know that the Obama campaign runs the state of Alaska? That's okay, we didn't either. But according to the folks handling Sarah Palin's defense in her ever-growing Troopergate scandal, it does.

Desperately trying to squash a perfectly legitimate abuse-of-power investigation — one that originated with unanimous approval by the four Democrats and eight (count 'em) eight Republicans on the Alaska Legislative Council — the Palin crowd has accused "Obama operatives" of "hijacking" the process.

Gee.

Where did Senator Obama — running for President these last 20 months — find the time to so effectively infiltrate the government of a state that's long been locked up by the GOP? How did he manage to orchestrate a diabolically fixed investigation against a governor with an 80 percent approval rating? We cats SNARL in derision at the thought.

P.S. We cats also know a bit about public relations. And one of the rules of PR is: Use a lawyer as your spokesperson, and you come off as guilty (because you are). Perhaps McCain-Palin would want to rethink their Troopergate strategy a bit? They're playing the victim card, but it appears they're actually the perp.