Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is John McCain a Man?


By Sniffles

We cats don't think so.

Why else would he need to hide behind the skirts of a girl running mate? As we said earlier, the subject is McCain — not you-know-who. The guy is inadequate, so he needs to pick a running mate with spark (i.e., a different gender) to shake up the race.

But what does that mean in the end? That he needs a woman to even have a prayer of winning in November?

If Senator McCain understands the difference between the crowd reaction at his rallies with and without Sarah Palin, then he's got to be feeling like a meek, dickless, faceless, spineless bag of hateful, right-wing Jell-O.

Does he want to be President so badly that he is willing to hand over the entire sum of his alleged-war-hero manhood to a shrill, Rapture-promoting Moosealini?

If so, then he's even less of a man than George W. Bush.

Just our opinion.

But being cats, we think we know a pussy when we see it.

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