McCain Doesn't Feel Your Pain

By Zamboni

In the midst of today's turmoil on Wall Street, a thought has struck us: not only is John McCain out of touch with Americans' economic stress — he still can't talk about it without reading.

Did you see him on the stump today? Explaining how the economy was still strong because of America's entrepreneurial spirit? He was reading verbatim the speech that was sitting on the lectern.

To us cats, that means that John McCain is just mindlessly repeating words — like someone else we know, by the name of George W. Bush. McCain's not talking about anything that has meaning for him personally.

(That's because he's married to a fabulously wealthy beer heiress. See previous post.)

We cats HISS at John McCain — and pee on the passenger seats of Cindy McCain's private plane. How dare you call us "my friends" when you haven't a clue.