Monday, September 22, 2008

It's Confirmed: Bush Is the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived

By Sniffles

We cats remember with a peculiar nostalgia the Reagan Administration, when we were outraged that the President broke a major union (the air-traffic controllers), killed The Fairness Doctrine, sold arms to Iran, and reversed a bunch of environmental decisions that mattered a whole lot.

We recall friends and family declaring, "Reagan has wrecked the country!"

Oh, what halcyon days those seem now. How innocent and happy they appear after eight years of George W. Bush.

Is there no doubt, after the recent economic events, that George W. Bush has sealed his fate as The Worst Ever? Bush has presided over the most horrific attack on U.S. soil (after receiving a PDB warning him that it was going to happen), an unprecedented attack on the Constitution, an illegal invasion of a sovereign nation that did not threaten us, the most precipitous decline in the United States' reputation abroad, the total destruction of an American city after a natural disaster, and — now — the worst financial crisis since The Great Depression.

To us cats, electing another Republican administration after this debacle would be like being forced to marry our rapist.

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