Levi's Coming

Even we cats can't top this story. We just have to quote it from The Globe & Mail and leave it at that.

"Levi Johnston, the 18-year-old father of Bristol Palin's baby, is headed to St. Paul to join the Palin family at the Republican convention. His mother, Sherry Johnston, told the Associated Press there was no pressure put on her son to marry Bristol.

"Her son is a high-school senior and hockey player. On his MySpace page, which has been removed, Mr. Johnston calls himself a 'f---ing redneck' who likes to snowboard, ride dirt bikes, play hockey and 'hang out with the boys.' It also lists him as 'in a relationship,' but adds, 'I don't want kids.'

"The Palin family has said Bristol and Levi intend to get married and keep the child, who is due in roughly four months."