"Typical Republican"

By Zamboni

If we cats could laugh, we'd be completely doubled over every time we hear John McCain say "Change is coming, my friends."

What a crock. This person named McCain has not only been in Washington for 26 years, he's voted with the Bush Administration more than 90 percent of the time.

Not to mention his newfound alliance with the Worst Person Who Ever Lived — a man whose 2000 campaign won in South Carolina by scourging the McCain family.

That must be why all those people in the New York Times poll called McCain a typical Republican. No principles. No change. No way.