Prediction

By Zamboni

Perhaps you've heard that cats are supposed to be able to predict the future. We're not giving away our secrets, but apparently there have been documented incidents of cats and other animals going crazy right before earthquakes and things.

Well, we cats have a prediction for this afternoon's so-called "non-political" event commemorating September 11:

As the networks cut away to a commercial, you will see a vicious anti-Obama ad by a 527 group supporting John McCain.

We hope we're wrong. But if we're not, you heard it here first.